“We saw where Paul Revere hung out as a teenager, which was something new to learn. And, you know, he who warned the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms by ringing all those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells [...]
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“It is hard for me to evaluate the hidden political motives, but I cannot believe that it looks the way it was initially introduced. It doesn’t sit right in my head.” – Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, expressing his thoughts of Dominique Strauss- Kahn possibly being set up. Hey Vlad….. how about you just mind [...]
“I’m sure it will be very noticable. You will actually see people ascending into the sky” Robert Fitzpatrick, retired MTA employee and kook, telling us about Saturdays “Judgement Day” prediction. Ok, Mr. Fitzpatrick. You be a good boy and just sit there until the nice men get here to help you ascend into the [...]
“Maybe she doesn’t wear a bra because she’s uncomfortable.” Linda Becker, owner of Linda’s Bra Salon, regarding why Lindsay Lohan doesn’t wear a bra in a front page article on foxnews.com. Are you even on this planet???? She doesn’t wear a bra because having her cans flying gets her attention, which is like air [...]
I’m sorry, but due to a catastrophic overload of potential material being spewed out from every direction imaginable this week, the “JUST SHUT UP!!!” feature of this site has been suspended until further notice, or until they all get the story straight… whichever comes first. Frankly, no one dumbassical comment stood out from the rest. [...]
“My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me….” – Charlie Sheen Listen man, it’s over…ok? Seriously…it was a lot of fun watching you streak uncontrollably across the cyberverse for awhile. The human drama is entertainment that money just can’t [...]
“ummmm….. excuse me??? Jail time! Yeah… I’m like, Lindsay Lohan, ok??? I don’t go to jail!” Lindsay Lohan, former actress/current criminal Ok… so she probably didn’t actually say this. But you know she THOUGHT it, so I’m going with it! I mean, is she still really even an actress at this point? Because she hasn’t [...]
“What [Obama has] done politically does not fit what I think should be done morally…” -Rep. Charles Rangel (D-Harlem) Mr. Rangel…I’m almost at a loss for words over this one. You were just found to be guilty of a dozen ethics violations by your fellow congress folks, and yet you have the incredible audacity to [...]
“Do I know better than them? Yes. I respect their ability to disagree but they should respect that this is an executive branch function, a unique executive branch function” -Attorney General Eric Holder in a press conference regarding congress’s role in the decision to hand the trials of 9/11 terrorists back to the military. Mr. [...]
