Archive for the ‘JUST SHUT UP!!!’ Category

“We saw where Paul Revere hung out as a teenager, which was something new to learn. And, you know, he who warned the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms by ringing all those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure.”

– Sarah Palin, celebritician.

Ok….can someone please tell me how anyone could possibly listen to this babble and say, “Hmm….. I bet she’d make a good President!”

Forget for the moment that this comment is historically incorrect and, as far as I’ve always been taught, not even close to what happened that night….

It’s completely unreadable and unlistenable.

It’s like listening to an intoxicated person.

It’s like listening to a 9 year old fake his way through a 4th grade oral report he or she didn’t properly prepare for, about a minute before the poor kid just gives up and starts bawling.

It actually took me 3 tries to get this quote transposed because I couldn’t get my brain to be dumb enough to accept and comprehend it!

Sarah… do what you must as far as running for President or not. But for the love of all that is good, could you JUST SHUT UP with this ridiculous dialogue???

Don’t brain!!! You’re no good at it!!!

Just read the damn cue cards!!!

This was a cringe worthy read…. I can only imagine what it must’ve been like to listen to.


“It is hard for me to evaluate the hidden political motives, but I cannot believe that it looks the way it was initially introduced. It doesn’t sit right in my head.” – Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, expressing his thoughts of Dominique Strauss- Kahn possibly being set up.

Hey Vlad….. how about you just mind your own neck and let us worry about our judicial system.

This is none of your concern, so….

Just shut up.


“I’m sure it will be very noticable. You will actually see people ascending into the sky”

Robert Fitzpatrick, retired MTA employee and kook, telling us about Saturdays “Judgement Day” prediction.

Ok, Mr. Fitzpatrick.

You be a good boy and just sit there until the nice men get here to help you ascend into the back of the padded truck.

And just shut up. 🙂


“Maybe she doesn’t wear a bra because she’s uncomfortable.”

Linda Becker, owner of Linda’s Bra Salon, regarding why Lindsay Lohan doesn’t wear a bra in a front page article on

Are you even on this planet????

She doesn’t wear a bra because having her cans flying gets her attention, which is like air for this mushroomhead!!!

Is it lost on you that she’s on the front page of, BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T WEAR A BRA???

Just Shut Up!!!!

btw… can I have a job at Linda’s Bra Salon??? 😀

I’m sorry, but due to a catastrophic overload of potential material being spewed out from every direction imaginable this week, the “JUST SHUT UP!!!” feature of this site has been suspended until further notice, or until they all get the story straight… whichever comes first.

Frankly, no one dumbassical comment stood out from the rest. 

Fingers crossed for next week.


“My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me….” – Charlie Sheen

Listen man, it’s over…ok? Seriously…it was a lot of fun watching you streak uncontrollably across the cyberverse for awhile. The human drama is entertainment that money just can’t buy.

But it’s over now. You’re looking pretty silly at this point.

What you ought to do is go do some rehab. Hell, even fake it. No one really cares if you’re ok or not.

Then come back, all cleaned up and pretty, and mock yourself for the things you did over the past few months. That would be fucking genius. That would open up doors for you to continue as an entertainer.

But this whole “WINNING” thing…, it’s done with.

I sorta want to like you, man…. but just shut up…ok???

Just Shut Up: Lindsay Lohan

Posted: April 25, 2011 in JUST SHUT UP!!!

“ummmm….. excuse me??? Jail time! Yeah… I’m like, Lindsay Lohan, ok??? I don’t go to jail!”

Lindsay Lohan, former actress/current criminal

Ok… so she probably didn’t actually say this. But you know she THOUGHT it, so I’m going with it!

I mean, is she still really even an actress at this point? Because she hasn’t done anything but act like a moron since about 2007.

You IDIOT!!! Do you even realize how many breaks you’ve gotten under the protective blanket of “Celebritardic Immunity”??? It’s unbelievable!!!

Multiple DUI’s, plus missed court dates for each of the DUI’s, and now the theft of a $2500 necklace??? If that was me I’d have been sent to the electric chair.

You got 120 days. That means like 2 weeks in Celebritardese.